Washtenaw County Corrections

Quite possibly the worst restaurant I’ve ever eaten at. Waited to be seated for 45 minutes before finally seating myself. I never even received a menu. The ambience was sub par at best. They didn’t play any music whatsoever. At that point a man dressed in a strange interpretation of a chef’s coat called my name and ushered me to the back room. I was sure it was to apologize. After walking through a hall I was handed a straw, which I assumed meant that I was to be given a drink. Perhaps out of the little orange cups on the shelves. Sadly, I was mistaken. I had to blow into some sort of futuristic microwave. At this point I was just thirsty, so I walked into the bathroom, only to turn around and find the chef behind me holding one of the cups from earlier. What followed was potentially the worst experience I’ve ever had at a restaurant (that wasn’t a Wendy’s) in my life.