Overflow Bed and Breakfast

Never have I had such a positive dining experience as I did at this establishment. I was provided a complimentary three month aged chicken parmesan dish on the stove top at my arrival, which was happily scoffed down with a side of green mould mashed potatoes and dead cockroaches for protein. The delicious dish was enjoyed thoroughly by me and the generous amount of rat house guests that this fine establishment provided to cure my loneliness! The constant siren of the broken fire alarm provided a pleasant form of whitenoise during the night as I slept on the dining table once it had been flipped the right way up. The rats even joined forces to self-sew themselves into a makeshift flea-infested three piece set of fluffy pyjamas to keep me semi-warm during the night. I will definitely be recommending this 4 square metre room to anyone with the ability to fit through the broken window next to the barricaded door. 💕

It has been a long a time since I’ve stayed in accomodation as luxurious and relaxing as this. If you’re looking for a few nights away and are seeking the company of cockroaches, I could not recommend a place more. Everything doubles as a toilet (so no unsuccessful midnight dashes to the bathroom!) and if you turn the coach back over you have a bed!
Absolutely obsessed, will be back

Accommodation was great! Chairs were comfortable when in upright position. The complimentary half pack of smokes left under my pillow was the added touch I needed to get through the weekend.