BASTARD Coffee & Kitchen - Russafa

Good food and lots of seating!

This coffee shop has great food and coffee. I originally ordered the chocolate chip pancakes, however they were very sweet and extremely oily tasting. I ended up ordering the avocado toast and that was very flavourful.

The coffee was great and tasted how it should. Staff were friendly. I recommend this place just don’t order the pancakes.

We spent 5 days in Valencia, and after we really enjoyed our first breakfast in this nice restaurant, we kept coming back, finally resulting in having breakfast here 5 days in a row! 😁 We loved the atmosphere, the helpful staff, the huge offer of tasteful food and drinks, and the quality of the coffee. It's even kid friendly! The perfect place to enjoy a luxury breakfast in Valencia!

What an amazing experience! Run don’t walk to Bastard Kitchen!!! Go see Pedro! He will take wonderful care of you! We sat outside on the patio and had a wonderful brunch!!!! When you come to Valencia bastard kitchen is a must!♥

Not much to complain about here, though i only ordered nachos and some cola zero as a breakfast/lunsj/snack while wondering about in the streets of Valencia. Would like to vome back and test out other dishes some time in the future.

Tasty food. Fast service. Perfect brunch. You get a lot of food for a fair price. The people are great

I had the London Breakfast with poached eggs and it was delicious! The prices are VERY reasonable. You get a full meal, coffee, soft drink, and dessert for just 15€. I highly recommend!

Breakfast is a very good choice. Thank you for the delicious food and fast service; but the service was not good with broken plates.

The food here was so lovely! Definitely recommend! The staff were friendly and we're very busy!
I would recommend booking, we walked in but think we were quite lucky to get a seat!

Amazing food! Can’t recommend this place enough for brunch!!! Huge portions and super yummy!

I had a vacation of 4 days. Then I discovered this place from day 1... I kept coming everyday there ! 😂😅😅 It's addictive, the coffee with pistachio yummyyy! The staf are friendly. Place has such an amazing view

Came for brunch but be prepared: portions are huge! So arrive hungry to be able to enjoy all the delights.

We ordered the pancakes at our server's recommendation and we're not disappointed. Brunch also comes with coffee, orange juice and dessert. I ordered the salted caramel cheesecake and it was one of the best I've had.

Thank you for accommodating our lack fo Catalan + Spanish and making the visit truly enjoyable.

Food is nice!
We ordered a Lemonade each I think they could be a bit more generous. But it was tasty!
Personnel is good, but not great. They took quite a long time to even come by our table to take our order (and he was not always busy with other tables)

It was a great experience. The staff was very welcoming and smiling, especially the guy at the entrance helping customers to find their table. He was very kind to everyone (10th September, morning shift).

The carrot cake is delicious and you should totally give it a try.

Coffee was very good, and foam milk from oat milk was done very good!

We enjoyed a delicious brunch at the restaurant. For four people, the cost was approximately €56, which included coffee, juice, a main course, and dessert. I was initially concerned that this would be overpriced, but the portions were generous and the quality was high. Our waitress, Morya, was very attentive and efficient. The restaurant may have been understaffed, but Morya did an excellent job of managing her tables. I had the Bacon and Eggs Waffle and waffle was really good. If you're an English speaker with elementary, or less, quality Spanish you won't have any trouble ordering here.

Brunch here was amazing. Was seated immediately and received our food pretty fast. The brunch menu gives you two drinks, a postre, and a main meal. I had the bacon, eggs, and waffles. The waffle here is hands down the BEST waffle I have had in the entirety of Spain. Well done. If you're in Valencia and want brunch, make a stop here. For any other meal, I am sure it is just as good. Enjoy!

Food was great. The staff was so nice and accommodating. The Carmel cheesecake was the best cheesecake I've had. Brunch combo was a great value for the price.

delicious brunches , big choice of dishes and pleasant atmosphere 😊

The brunch was delicious and the staff were lovely. I didn’t know much Spanish but some of the staff knew English and were very helpful when it came to explaining the menu to me. Coming from London where prices are sky high, I thought brunch here was really affordable and well worth the price! I was able to get a main brunch item, a dessert, a juice and a coffee all for just under €15! One thing I would note is that it would probably be best to make a reservation beforehand as it gets very busy (now I know why 😅). I walked in without a reservation but luckily there was a stool seat by the window that was available but if you would prefer sitting on a normal table and chair, I’d recommend making a reservation beforehand but I was still pleased with my window seat.

I have ordered toast with salmon and avocado, it was very delicious and also the coffee was perfect 🤩 also the staff friendly

We were craving an American breakfast in a land of coffee and croissants. And I can tell you this was better than most breakfasts we’ve ordered in the states, certainly better than any IHOP I’ve been to.

I devoured their eggs benedict like I hadn’t had eggs in two weeks (which was the case), and my wife ate her waffle like it was the first one she’d had in two weeks (also true).

This might have been our favorite breakfast in Spain, and it just might become yours too.