Simple Simon's Pizza

The pizza and breadsticks were delicious. There was lots of carryout traffic, but no one dining in, so we stayed and ate there. There is a kids' play area. It's not a fancy place, but it appears to be clean. Will go back again.

Great buffet! Very tasty salad bar and different varieties of pizza to choose from. Grandkids loved it!

Pizza and bread sticks were delicious. Some of the best pizza I have ever had. Awesome little game area for kids. Overall great place and will go back.

This place takes you back in time and not in a bad way. Pizza like it's supposed to be. The buffet is great, ample selection, and rarely runs low of various pizzas. Decor is super old school, even have a couple pool tables and an arcade. Neon galore inside, just a super cool atmosphere and the pizza is outstanding.

Best pizza. Husband's order is always a 6 meat calzone. They have wheat free wings, which is nice because that's all I can have basically. Fountain sodas and a couple game machines. Haven't been for the lunch buffet.

This is a very popular lunch destination. It is usually jam-packed with refinery workers. They have a pretty good lunch buffet as well as whatever you want to order from the menu. The food is hot fresh and it's very good. I have known the owners all my life and they are some very sweet and awesome people. The calzone is a favorite of mine. I'm not sure but I believe they deliver as well. So if you ever get hungry, head on down to simple Simon's Pizza and try them out.

Met the owner. Awesome person very friendly and down to earth. I had the cheese burger pizza and the calzone and they were extremely delicious! It is a buffet so you can try all the different flavors. Prices are ridiculously affordable too.

was working in the area and stopped for lunch with our team.. the food was great..the calizones were delicious as was the pizza..I also had the turkey sandwich and that too was delicious..the bread on the sandwichs and the crust on the pizza and calizones was some of the best I've ever eaten..
a great experience..

This is the absolute best pizza we have ever eaten. We have eaten pizzas all over the U S and this is the best. We are particular about our pizza so this is huge for us. The service was friendly and very professional. Fast and attentive. Will definitely go back when in the town.

The manager delivered my pizza, he is an outstanding guy, most excellent pizza best pizza I've had since I've left Phoenix, Arizona, far out does dominos in Sweeny, Texas. I would recommend it to anybody, the prices are good, the pizzas are good. And the customer service is excellent, and the manager, along with his staff, is all very friendly and helpful.

Haven't been able to go there in a while. How we miss it. Besides being the best pizza in Texas the staff is so so nice. Need to go anybody who hasn't been. You will just love it. My husband had a bad heart attack and has lung cancer or we would be there. Love

Wow. These guys are awesome.. its just a small little pizza joint (well only pizza joint i suppose anywhere close to that area) I'm from Austin and was visiting Matagorda, and there's not much options for going out to eat during the week days.. anywho we set out at 8 pm to get to simple Simon's pizza got there at 830 to find them locking the doors early! We were super disappointed to find out they closed early.. so we're frantically trying to find something elsewhere. Luckily they took pity on us and decided to make us food anyways out of the kindness of their hearts and on top of everything they gave it to us for FREE! So surprised and happy, a pregnant woman (me) saved from tears. Thankyou guys y'all had some tasty pizza and excellent customer service 😋 💕🍕

Placed our order about 5:30 on a Saturday night and received it within 45 minutes. We ordered the pepperoni pounder, chicken wings and cinnamon sticks and all were amazing! My only regret is not ordering a 2nd pizza since it was gone so quickly! This is our #1 pizza place now.

Their pizza is amazing and the chocolate cake is to die for. The staff I absolutely love so kind and sweet. Here's an example of how good of people they are. The girls they hire don't deliver cause of safety. I just love SS pizza!!!

Big shout out to Mr. And Mrs.Karstedt!!!! They own Simple Simon's Pizza in Sweeny. It was super yummy and cheese, and much appreciated 😋 thank you for the pizza

This place is great!!! Been in Sweeny for a couple of years now and cant believe I had never stopped here before. The customer service was the absolute best!!! Very friendly 😊staff!!! There were a lot of food choices too. We had the pizzadillias- and they were so GOOD and fresh!!! The price was great for the quality of food!!! Definitely coming back to this hidden gem!!!

Best pizza I've had since moving to Texas! Reminds me of Angelotti's in Inverness, FL, where I worked from 1996-2010.

I constantly order from here. Pizza is great, pizzadillas are marvelous. I was raised a yankee in new york so i know a thing or two about pizza. These guys and gals do it right. The spicy wings are awesome, too. Bravo simple simon's.

If you like meat pizzas, you won't be disappointed. They have baked fresh pizzas for guests at multiple times in my presence. The crew is friendly. Plenty of drink options. Buffet pizza.

Simple Simon’s Pizza in Sweeny, TX is on point! Great pizza and their calzones are amazingly good! Way better than Domi— “NOs” I highly recommend this place!