Mt. Clitoris

Depending on the season, travel may be very difficult.

During the dry season, expect a difficult journey. Pushing hard through the local geography may seem like a good idea, but it is better for the local ecology and Mt. Clitoris itself, to delay until the rainy season is approaching. If entry to the greater surrounding valley to the south of Mt. Clitorus cannot be delayed, at the very least work the proper trails when the humidity has begun to rise.

If travel during the dry season is unavoidable, be sure to bring plenty of Kentucky jelly. This will make the journey far more satisfying for all in your party.

Be warned, if travel begins or extends into the rainy season, there is the possibility of unexpected thunderstorms. The rainy season can be heavy, and daunting for the unexperienced. The rain may smell like urea due to the source, but rest assured (per the local inhabitants) that it is not. Just keep going.

Best of luck, I enjoyed my experience and look forward to many more trips in the future.

Couldn't find it very well, maps is not showing the right locations, maybe it doesn't actually exist

Seek and you shall find! 😁

How apt to find some sort of a magical halo on this image of Mt Clitoris in Tadian, Mt Province, Philippines.😄

Be a man, I was always looking for directions to this mountain. So awesome!

Had a hard time locating it at first. Then I stumbled upon Megan Fox face down just to the south of Fun Button Forest. I radioed down to the others in the search party- “Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo…. for God and CoUNTry, Geronimo !”

Climbing mountains is a noble pursuit, and this year I set my sights on conquering the mysterious and elusive Mount Clitoris. Unlike its more well-known cousins, Everest and Kilimanjaro, Mount Clitoris has yet to gain widespread fame. But trust me, once you've summited this peak, you'll never forget the experience.

Located in the heart of the enigmatic "Lost Range" (you'll find it if you search diligently on the map), Mount Clitoris may not be the tallest or most imposing peak, but it makes up for its stature in sheer pleasure. Despite the initial difficulty in locating this mountain, once you find it, you'll wonder how you ever missed it.

The trail leading up to the mountain was well-maintained and easy to navigate. I recommend using a detailed topographical map to fully appreciate the contours and undulations of this unique landscape. And make sure to bring a compass, as you'll want to keep a keen sense of direction when exploring the valleys and ridges leading to the summit.

During my ascent, I encountered a variety of flora and fauna, some of which seemed uniquely adapted to this region. In particular, I was fascinated by the native "Ticklish Grass," which seemed to dance playfully at my every touch. The landscape was filled with hidden gems, much like the mountain itself.

The true magic of Mount Clitoris revealed itself during the final push to the summit. This mountain demanded patience, skill, and a gentle touch. It's not a peak to be rushed, but rather savored and enjoyed. And unlike other climbs, where the emphasis is on the destination, with Mount Clitoris, the journey is just as important.

The view from the summit was simply breathtaking. I experienced a sense of euphoria as I took in the rolling hills and valleys stretching out before me. It was a moment of pure elation, unmatched by any other climb I've attempted.

In conclusion, Mount Clitoris may not be the most famous or imposing peak on the map, but it is a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered by those willing to embark on the journey. With patience, perseverance, and a sense of adventure, the rewards of this climb are truly unforgettable.

Make sure to respect the delicate nature of this mountain and its surroundings, as too much pressure or haste can lead to disappointment. Mount Clitoris is a peak that requires care, attention, and a deep understanding of its unique topography. Happy climbing!

You have no idea how long I searched for this.

Visit as often as possible and take your time.

Hhhhhh what a nice name😅😅

Took a while to find. Once found, the wife didn't want me to leave.

I did come for the comments and was not disappointed.
Wife did not come and is disappointed.
Something is still missing.

After 14 years, finally found it, take that ex wife, you never believed in me.
Going on new adventure now, looking for the G-spot. Wish me luck.

I've searched far and wide for the clitoris and I'm pleased to say I've finally found the clitoris but i have 1 problem I still need directions to the clitoris

It was quite hard to find.

Once you find you would be absolutely amazed.
All men love this place

OH SH-T I FOUND IT

This place is a myth. It doesn't exist, much like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster. No man has ever traveled here without assistance

Very bushy - can get a little overgrown depending on the time of year. Prone to strong gushes at the summit.

Make sure you keep going until the peak. There is a climax at the end.

Tried to post a picture.. but Google wouldn't share it 🙄