Express Roofing Inc.

This guy knows his stuff!!

Called the Roof Doctor for quote on some simple repairs, and got his 60 second (180 if slowed to normal speed) disclaimer up front about how awesome he was, 31 years exp fixing others repairs la-di-da, and how he was going to charge me $50 for the quote and to educate me on roofs. I can't speak for his work, but the phone call was definitely worth a chuckle and the three star review.... Not to mention the idea for a new career. I figure 4 very high quotes an hour at $50 a pop..forget about actually doing the repairs... cause even part time, that's Genius!! Reminded of the guy that panhandled weekends on the plaza, till he was caught driving home to Prairie Village in his new BMW.

Ultimately got a quote from a guy with 41 years exp and charged me $30. JK ;)