The Home Depot

I love Home Depot……

Hands down my favorite store! I chose to have kids for the sole purpose of bringing them to the Kids Workshop Weekends. At this location most of the employees are awesome. I have even written a few great reviews on several employees here that I felt deserved some recognition for the level of customer service they consistently provide.

However there is one employee who is not very friendly. She works in the garden section,
and doesn’t like people parking in the parking lot. Weird I know. But true.

Below is a satirical description of the events that unfolded this morning at this Home Depot, I am not sure what the employees problem was, maybe she was just having a bad day, but still no excuse to be so hostile towards a customers for no reason at all. Google limits video clips to 30 seconds. So unfortunately I do not have the portion when the polite, friendly manager came out and handled the situation perfectly.

**R-Rated Botanical Brigade**! Buckle up, because we're diving into the *compost heap* of humor. 🌿🚀

**Title: "Homers Garden of Forbidden Parking"**

The sun beats down on the Home Depot parking lot, and there she is: **Homers Wife**, the High Priestess of Horticulture.

Her skin glistened with a thin layer of sweat, and exhibited charming signs of a life well-lived, with delicate creases that told stories of laughter, wisdom and experience.

The scent of manure clings to her like a desperate ex-lover. Her mission? To protect her precious garden beds from the heathens who dare park in her sacred spots.

**Scene 1: The Utility Trailer Showdown**

*Setting: A dusty corner of the parking lot.*

**Homers Wife**: (squinting at the utility trailer) "Well, well, well. What do we have here? Another metal monstrosity encroaching on my petunias? Not on my watch!"

**Petunias**: (whispering) "Psst, Trailer, you're in deep manure. Homers wife has a trowel, and she's not afraid to use it."

**Utility Trailer**: (nervously) "Look, I'm just here to haul some plywood. Can't we—"

**Homers Wife**: (brandishing her trowel) "Silence, you four-wheeled miscreant! These parking spots are for my begonias, my pansies, and my secret stash of expired Miracle-Gro. You think you can waltz in here, all hitched and shiny, and steal their sunlight? Ha!"

**Scene 2: The Botanical Interrogation**

*Setting: Under the shade of a saguaro cactus.*

**Homers Wife**: (leaning in) "Listen up, Trailer. You see those marigolds? They're my informants. They've been whispering secrets about your lug nuts."

**Marigolds**: (nodding) "Yep, rusted and loose. Just like Homers Wife’s grip on reality."

**Utility Trailer**: "Wait, what do you want from me?"

**Homers wife**: "Confess! Who sent you? The concrete mixer? The riding lawnmower? Spit it out!"

**Utility Trailer**: "I'm just—"

**Homers Wife**: "Save it, pal. And don't think I haven't noticed your flashy metallic exterior. You're like a disco ball at a funeral. Meanwhile, my geraniums are over there, rolling their eyes."

**Scene 3: The Dandelion of Doom**

*Setting: The forbidden parking spot.*

**Homers wife**: (raising her trowel) "Last chance, Trailer. Surrender or face the wrath of the **Dandelion of Doom**!"

**Utility Trailer**: "What's a Dandelion of—"

**Dandelion of Doom**: (popping up) "Fear me, mortal! I spread seeds faster than a gossip at a bingo night. One puff, and your fate is sealed."

**Utility Trailer**: "Okay, okay! I'll move!"

**Homers Wife**: "That's right. Now roll away, Trailer. And tell your lug nuts they're on my watchlist."

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And so, dear friend, the **Botanical Brigade** prevails. Homers Wife returns to her garden, muttering about unruly vehicles and the price of organic fertilizer. As for the utility trailer, it finds solace in the arms of a nearby parking spot, dreaming of greener pastures, and a time when parking spots were parking spots and gardens were gardens.

Remember, folks: Next time you park near a garden, beware the wrath of Homers Wife and her chlorophyll-fueled vendetta. 🌼🚗

We were at the Home Depot on 90th Street in Scottsdale on Friday night to rent a pick up truck. Tim was assisting us and he was incredibly helpful and friendly! He helped us to pick out the correct truck for our needs and delivered excellent customer service. Barney also assisted and both were so nice and went above and beyond. Thanks to both of them!!!

For Veterans Day I went looking for a good flag. Home Depot is very patriotic. They had a great selection from the inexpensive to the expensive high quality that I was looking for. Thank you Home Depot.

One of the most well staffed and actually helpful Home Depot’s I’ve been to.

Most of the time it takes forever to find a staff member for assistance but it was incredibly easy to grab someone on *several* accounts!! Unbelievable!

The self checkout stands are also pretty intelligent and easy to use. They’re also well staffed and a helpful associate, a Jim K., even helped to expedite things and show me a few tricks to speed up the process even though there wasn’t a line or anything that would give off a ‘hurry up!’ Vibe, simply kind and helpful service.

I’ll definitely come back to this Home Depot.

Picked up some beautiful geraniums for my patio. I've had good luck with plants from this home depot.

Kenyatta and Ryan were amazing helping me chose the perfect astroturf for my backyard. They helped me out choosing the size and lengths. Always an excellent experience with employees at this location.

My best experience with Home Depot happened today. I brought in a couple plants that have died. I brought them in to exchange them for the same plans to customer service with a cashier named Jessica. To make a long story short the plants that I had purchased were no longer available, and the products were not able to be found in the system. Jessica went out of her way to make sure that I was able to replace them with something comparable, and took the time and patience to make things, right. Jessica at the Home Depot off 90th St. is what customer service is all about. Kudos to you Jessica for being wonderful and what you do.

I was making a large purchase, and the check out lady, Maria, asked if I had a Home Depot credit card. She explained that if I opened an account, I would get a 10% discount for that purchase. She made the application process quick and easy. Great lady!

Bruce Johnson at Home Depot went above and beyond. He help me get the screen for my window and showed me how to replace it. Amazing store amazing employee. Thank u

Got light bulbs for work. Fast and employee was great help. Didnt know how many different lights for different darkness. Thanks

Lots of staff working. Every staff member seemed knowledgeable in their department and were happy to help.

Home Depot always has exactly what I am looking for to make my projects come out beautiful. The wood is always in great condition. Recent project this spectacular bar made from drawings in a piece of paper.

The staff is very helpful. I don't like the NO CASHIER POLICY. I am not a self checkout person.

This place has the things most people need for anything to do with your home maintenance and repairs.
They carry a good line of tools and building products.
Most stores offer tak-off services and will bid materials for the whole project!
Recommended

Jim in returns was super friendly & helpful. What an excellent employee! P.S. - Loved the fun personalized home depot apron and the cool Hawaiian christmas shirt. He put a smile on my face, even on a rainy day.

I recommend seeing Frank in hardware for help with almost anything in the store. One of the most knowledgeable employees I’ve ever come across. And a nice guy too.

This particular Home Depot had very helpful and friendly employees. It seems lately whenever I go into a Home Depot everyone scatters. But this store actually had people come up and ask if we were finding everything okay. It was a breath of fresh air.

Had everything I needed.

Fast help at self-checkout when my receipt wouldn't print.

Typical home depot setup. Had what I needed when I stopped in to shop

I like this store but not the people that shop here.